Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lay the wood?

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

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Lay the wood - what is it?

Gambling or betting money.

Are you gonna lay some wood on that game tonight? Laying wood

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What does "lay the wood" mean?

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

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Lay the wood - what does it mean?

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.

David: Huh?

Tim: We're having sex!

David: Bruh, just say that then

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Lay the wood - meaning

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

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Lay the wood - definition

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

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Lay the wood - slang

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."

"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."

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