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What is laser?
noun: usu. plural, a light-colored line of skin due to overstreatching of elastic tissue of the skin due to obeisity or pregnancy;stretch mark
"Once he took off his shirt he revealed more lasers than anyone thought existed on one man's body."
laser - meme gif
laser - video
Laser - what is it?
Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.
Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.
What does "laser" mean?
any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.
Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.
Laser - what does it mean?
1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
Laser - meaning
Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!
Laser - definition
Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate
After getting head, I lasered her face.
Laser - slang
One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.
Laser
A gun used to zap people with and shit
I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.
Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!
Laser
A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.
Laser
Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
Bob: hahaha laser!