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What is landcruiser?
LandCruiser Owner, generally in the male gender to be someone in the tiny penis spectrum with female owners generally the.opposite having the ability to stand up to piss, the equality is the neither sex can drive a greased Stick up a dog's ass.
Oh look there is another LandCruiser Owner who can't drive a greased stick up w dogs ass
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Landcruiser - what is it?
A overpriced, car that is underpowered. Yet it can still pull the kettles out. Still better than a pootrol
There goes bill in his game changing landcruiser to pull out a kettle
What does "landcruiser" mean?
A person of big build who’s carrying some extra mass, someone you wouldn’t expect to be cable of an athletic task (usually climbing) reserved for lean & skinny types (rakes & spiders)
Person A: Fuck man, did you see that big girl flash that 21 grade top rope climb, She’s a machine!
Person B: Nah man, she’s a fucking landcruiser!
Landcruiser - what does it mean?
An over priced, under powered Toyota ute. Has V8 turbo diesel engine which sounds tough but most 4 cylinder turbo deisel engine utes on the market are much quicker and more capable offroad.
Most owners need a loan to fix it when there are engine problems.
An owner needs to spend at least an extra $50k on it to make it a capable offroad vehicle.
Also known as a Mahindra
When it comes to beach work they need a Mitsubishi Triton in pursuit to pull it out.
"I own a 79 series landcruiser, well the bank does. Balloon payment? What's that!!! Hopefully dad will pay it for me."
"I wish I had a cruiser with a 1HD-FTE not this 1VD-FTV junk."
Owner: " what! I need to replace injectors. How much is that gonna cost me?"
Mechanic: "best part of $10k"
Landcruiser - meaning
The Troop Carrier is a modified Pantec container (Shipping Container) sold by Toyota. It typically features (inward facing rear seats) for the transportation of Several backpackers through the Nullarbor Plain at on time. Often mistaken for a refrigeration trailer. The Landcruiser troop carrier offered several choices of engine such as an under powered Petrol or Diesel or choice of a much more advanced Under powered Turbo diesel or V8 Engine.
Did you see anything suspicious in the area before the body was discovered. "Yes there was a Landcruiser troop carrier Exiting the Forrest "
Landcruiser - definition
An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by people that fall for the marketing hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist.
On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work.
Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.
My Toyota Landcruiser is bogged again.
My boyfriend and I are using the Toyota Landcruiser in the mardi gras again this year
Landcruiser - slang
fucking best car out there only time ull see one is pulling that pice of shit nissan outta the tiny mud puddle
"did you see that fucking minty Toyota Landcruiser over there"
"fucken oath wonder how many patrols get pulled out per day by it"
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a piece of shit junk car that looks like shit and is all rusty..it doesnt get used in the winter and rusts..a waste of money.. just like marrying a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig
man look at that landcruiser! what a piece!!
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That Patrol has no hope up against the Landcruiser
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Good example of Japanese over-engineering. The landcruiser is a legend for it's off-road capability, reliability, and overall quality. These trail-ready suvs are built to take abuse, decade after decade. I would not hesitate to drive a well-maintained 300,000+ mile landcruiser from coast to coast right now. You would have a better chance of reaching your destination breakdown- free than you would be in any brand new chevrolet or dodge.
I forded a river in my Landcruiser, it made it across just fine, oh, did I mention my family was riding along with me!!