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What is kurtis?
A guy with a mushroom cock
"Kurtis, Mushie"
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kurtis - video
Kurtis - what is it?
A boy that is in love with a girl he never met in person.
Kurtis is not stupid, but in love.
What does "kurtis" mean?
The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:
1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it
"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."
Kurtis - what does it mean?
Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.
Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!
Kurtis - meaning
girl: hey kurtis!
kurtis: hey
boy: why are your pants all wet?
girl: umm...ohh..
Kurtis - definition
An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Kurtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles.
Kurtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Kurtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Kurtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Kurtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.
"Did you see that guy?"
"Yeah, a total Kurtis!"
Kurtis - slang
A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!
I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.
Kurtis
kurtis is cool.
Kurtis
a mother fucking awesome name
for a mother fucking awesome nigga.
hey, wanna go do kurtis?
hell yeah.
Kurtis
someone who will do anything for anyone as long as they are worthy of it.
kurtis will help u as long as u dont rick it up!