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What is kum?
A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.
"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."
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Kum - what is it?
A convenience store which sells delicious Hot Dogs, Nacho Cheese, Gasoline, and a large selection of porn. It also has a name so offensive that you have to cover your kids eyes every time you pass by. The store is also commonly known as the Splooge & Speed, Jizz & Jog, Cum & Blow, Ejaculate & Evacuate, Spooge & Split, Bust a Nut & Bounce, Blow & Bail, Nut & Run, Ejaculate & Abdicate, Fuck & Duck, and the Jizz & Jet.
Oh my God honey, look at the name of that Convenience Store! What kind of monster would name it "Kum & Go"? There's kids in this town for Christ sake! Jesus, they might as well have named it the Splooge and Speed.
What does "kum" mean?
nickname for Warriors rookie Jonathan Kuminga
Kum Bucket left it all on the floor tonight.
The Splash Bros and Kum Bucket combined for 69 points in the win last night.
Kum - what does it mean?
Iām a strong independent young bold beautiful woman.
Michelle Obama is such a kums.
Kum - meaning
White, hot, gooey, sticky, slimy, delicious, edible this all describes cum, but it can also describe a microwaved vanilla ice cream
*example number one*
MMMMMMMMMM KUM ON MY FACE AND EYES RAWRRRRRRR
*example number two*
why did I microwave an ice cream?
*one month later*
FBI OPEN UP
*three weeks later*
so you're wondering why I'm in an insane asylum well it all started when...
Kum - definition
A nickname for canoes, particularly those known for being faithful and reliable. Though not the fastest, they are sure to reach their destination.
My kum has withstood the might of Victoria Falls and deadly Class VI rapids without being destroyed.
Kum - slang
Latin for "with"
"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.
Kum
Act of entering in a function or event where you are not invited
Or
Kummanafy (verb) - Sit in places you're not supposed to / not invited to.
Eg. Aren't you ashamed to Kummanafy or kumming the driver's seat? š
Kum
one mother's who ask other mother's kid to come to her so that she could give food to make the kid stop crying or comfort the kid. (come come / kum kum)
Kum
1. Slang, misspelled word for orgasm
2. Semen
3. The first part of the name of a gas station in Iowa Kum & Go.
Dang, he got kum all over me when I made him kum. Better get to the Kum & Go for some wipeys.