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What is klopp?
Person 1: Hey you know Ste Klopp
Person 2: Yeah that is Greggislocallfc
Greggislocallfc: how are we boys
Person 2: Ok Ste la
klopp - meme gif
klopp - video
Klopp - what is it?
The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.
"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.
What does "klopp" mean?
After a particularly aggressive night of butt-fucking, and you find yourself stuck so deep inside your partner's asshole that you have to walk to the hospital on his back.
Oh honey, I was so hard for my Latino lover last night that I got stuck inside him, and he had to Klopp hug me to A&E.
Klopp - what does it mean?
Klopp is now the Liverpool coach. (Jorgin klopp)
Klopp - meaning
Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
Klopp - definition
loyal scouser who was a former liverpool scout AND a decent left attacking midfielder back in the day. devastating news though about his divorce and his 6 kids. he also defeated richarlison in a fight. knows how to get the choons on
average person: what are you laughing at?
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me
*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*
Klopp - slang
A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop
Klopp
a strong mixture of loratab and Vick's Nighquill that results in spontaneous bursts of inebriation that could potentially cause a person to loose their pants.
Brian didn't feel well, so he decided to pull a Kloppe and have some fun.
Klopp
An emotional person full of passion.
He's a klopp when it comes to collecting postage stamps.
Klopp
chill head, that chills with chill peeps on chilly days. Ponders if he is chill