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What is kalle?
An individual who usually lacks insight, motivation and I.Q.. Although they usually are docile london cigarettes, accumulating a very curious hatred towards them for their nature of helplessly being rusty trombones giving dutch bagels is almost second nature.
Coming out of the closet is one of the biggest feats most of them must achieve unless they wanna give slack-jawed blowjobs to everyone and lie about liking it for the rest of their lives. This usually ending in that, as well as a false sense of superiority.
They are hoped to be believed to be extinct. Thoughts of a strong sense of "in one ear and out the other" mentality are advisably often applied.
Guy 1: Oh god, *sigh* here comes a Kalle dude...
Guy 2: Aww fuck, just ignore it and it'll go away. Besides, if I have to hear it yap that broken record shit anymore I swear...
Guy 1: Get used to it man, it's never gonna change. It has waaay too many issues, like with that undeserved sense of accomplishment and that preschool Annie Oakley "Anything you can do, I can do better" bullshit.
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Kalle - what is it?
A very impotent person, with a small penis and are very annoying sometimes.
He have a penile disfunction
Beate: Ohh you've been with Kalle?
Osman: No, he's penis didn't work...
What does "kalle" mean?
Laughs like: AhHuHhUuhHuuh (in a deep voice) but we love her
Anyone: *says something funny
Kalle: AhHuHhuUhHuhuuH
Kalle - what does it mean?
Kalle is the best fucker in the world
Kalle is best
Kalle - meaning
A slang term for cocaine. Named after legendary boxing promoter Kalle Sauerland for his cocaine fuelled interviews with various media outlets, made prevalent by his constant gurning and erratic behaviour.
"Jake is on the old Colombian Kalle again."
"Have you seen Prince? He's got some quality Kalle at the moment."
Kalle - definition
The SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He gets all the girls and all of the money.
"Bro kalle has all the girls. I bet he can rasengan good."
Kalle - slang
Kalle is the best guy in the world. He has a big dick he loves sex kalle loves weed kalle is a lady magnet. He is the best fucker in the world. You are lucky if you have a Kalle in your life.
Kalle is youst best
Kalle
A dutch insult that can only be used on women. Is normally used whenever someone does something stupid. Similar insults are "dwoazen", "achterlijke mutton" and "mΓΆttigen Danny".
Godverdomme we zitten weer met een Franse kalle in ons team!
Kalle
Extremely rare beauty inside & out, a good listener very smart and funny too, she can cheer you up when your down.
Loves to be creative with her arts and crafts, has very good taste in music. (so you can trust her with the car radio)
She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others has many friends and enjoys being with them.
Reading is her favorite pastime, and she never ever misses the TV show how i met your mother.
She is wiser beyond her years and loyalty is one of her many attributes.
β€ loves Sushi and sleeping β€
Although Kalle claims to have faults, people have yet to find them (ζδΈη₯ι) it has been said that Kalleβs are strangely attracted to Cuban guyβs name Adrian. If you are ever lucky enough to have a kalle in your life then you have found a rare treasure.
Kalle= (__!__)
"she's such a Kalle"
"She must be a Kalle"
"Wow, i can't believe i'm with Kalle"
"dude, did you just see that Kalle over there?"
Kalle
A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.
Polar bears and pengiuns!!