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What is johnny bravo?

A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster

Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis

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johnny bravo - video


Johnny bravo - what is it?

absolute chad

This Johnny Bravo lookin' ass needs to get tf out of the passing lane.

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What does "johnny bravo" mean?

A raging erection.

Jacob has a raging Johnny Bravo while talking to his crush.

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Johnny bravo - what does it mean?

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.

Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.

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Johnny bravo - meaning

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken

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Johnny bravo - definition

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life

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Johnny bravo - slang

One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.

You see Johnny Bravo try to make stool wings? Yeah that was classic

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Johnny bravo

A cartoon character about a blonde-haired (Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.

Johnny Bravo may be a bodybuilder, however, women don't want him. Seriously, no woman wants to date this hunk of a man!

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Johnny bravo

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'

(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."
(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."

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Johnny bravo

To shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.

Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."

When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.

She was drunk, I was there, she settled. I was happy to play Johnny Bravo.

I couldnt find what i was looking for, so I Johnny Bravo'd on this car.

I was in the right place at the right time. I got Johnny Bravo'd for the job.

Affirmative action is nothing more than Johnny Bravo'ing people into job positions because they "fit the suit."

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