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What is jo bro?
1. the strong connection, or vibe between two hetero sexual male friends, also known as bros.
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros
1. "hey man your new girl friend being around all the time is really messing up our bro-jo."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of bro-jo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."
jo bro - video
Jo bro - what is it?
The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.
Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.
What does "jo bro" mean?
When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.
A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"
B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."
A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"
Jo bro - what does it mean?
Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
Jo bro - meaning
A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:
All of the Jonas Brothers' albums
Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them
and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
Jo bro - definition
I shorter term used to define the musical group "The Jonas Brothers"
Normally used as an affectionate term by fans of their music
Possibly coined from the 'Hanna Montana' eppisode when Hanna's father refers to the group as such
person A: "I love the jo-bros!"
person B: "OH I know! Which Bro is your fave?"
person A: "I love all the jo-bros!"
Jo bro - slang
A masturbation partner. Frequently used in personal ads to solicit a partner for mutual manual stimulation ("JO" being standard message-board shorthand for "jack off").
Beat it with a real JO-bro!
Jo bro
another name for a blow job. most people think a jo bro is a shorter name for a jonas brother, which is a common misconception. but in actuality, a jo bro is a blow job.
guy: hey you wanna give me a jo bro?
girl: a jo bro? isnt that a jonas brother?
guy: no its a blow job....
Jo bro
another name for a blow job. most people think a jo bro is a shorter name for a jonas brother, which is a common misconception. but in actuality, a jo bro is a blow job.
guy: hey you wanna give me a jo bro?
girl: a jo bro? isnt that a jonas brother?
guy: no its a blow job....