Definder - what does the word mean?

What is jetstream?

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.

You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"

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Jetstream - what is it?

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.

I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.

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What does "jetstream" mean?

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.

Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.

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Jetstream - what does it mean?

The weakest Brazillian male

You are such a Jetstream Sam

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Jetstream - meaning

A man that his memories are broken the truth goes unspoken and he even forgotten his name he dose not know the season or what is the reason

JETSTREAM Sam is hot

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Jetstream - definition

Raiden's main rival from Metal Gear Rising REVENGEANCE. He wields the HF Murasama and demands you SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME JACK!

Jetstream Sam is kicking my ass, I should've learned to parry!

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Jetstream - slang

a shameless workplace poser who hops on to projects or new business pursuits that are going well so he can claim the victory as his own

Rick is such a jetstreamer... he shows up at the victory party and pretends that he had something to do with winning that new business

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Jetstream

When you fart in front of a blowing fan and it blows into someone's face

I was laying with my girlfriend and farted while the fan was going

Totally jetstreamed her

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Jetstream

when you piss as hard as you possibly can,usually causing splash back

dude,i have to get to class,so i'm jetstreaming it

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Jetstream

It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.

Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.

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