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What is jcrew?

Miami University in Ohio.

Person 1: I go to jcrew u
Person 2: O! My brother goes to Miami too!

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Jcrew - what is it?

"JCrew U" is a nickname for Miami University in Oxford,Ohio. Derrived from the famously attractive, well-dressed and preppy student population. It is a common occurance to see both male and female students with double popped polos and northfaces. Miami men and women are also known as being incredibly gorgeous, rich, athletic and intelligent, Miami is also known as the Ivy League of the midwest, or the Ivy League of Public Education. Just remember when it comes to Ohio public education:
OU girls are pretty,Case Western girls are smart,But it takes a real Miami girl to win a fella's heart, OSU girls are dirty, Kent State girls are hoes, so if you want a hot girl, Miami is where to go. Any man who reads this truly has to know, that if you're lucky enough to have a Miami babe, never let her go.

"Today we salute you trendy Jcrew U girl. In your pointed-toe stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. Yes you may be a waspy rich bitch in a northface jacket, ugg boots, and double popped collar polos, and act snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we understand that you're in fact doing them a favor, by helping them understand that they've crossed the line from metro to gay. So here's to you Miami University girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair, oversized sunglasses, and falsely bronzed skin, there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person is an annorexic, pale, brunette with daddy's plastic."

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What does "jcrew" mean?

An overly preppy narciccist, man or woman, who always looks like they fell out of the pages of a jcrew catalogue.

Look at Jeremy - he is so a jcrew model.

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Jcrew - what does it mean?

A clothing company started in VA that makes good clothes without labels. This is important, as any asshole can wear a tiny polo on their shit and people will think they're elitist. The problem is, everyboy knows this. By making it impossible to recognize jcrew unless you already know the brand, you launch yourself into another stratosphere.

Girl 1: Woah- that dude is wearing a polo shit. He must have loot. But his friend there is just wearing a regular polo with no label. What a poor bastard.

Girl 2: You must me homeless, girl 1. Don't you recognize the cut and collar? He's wearing Jcrew bitch. He doesn't need a label.

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Jcrew - meaning

An elite group of four junior girls consisting of: Mina C, Sujin P, Pauline K, and Christine Y. Quite possibly the coolest bunch of people alive.

Man, I wish I could be a part of the jCrew... they're SO COOOL. I wanna be just like them.

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Jcrew - definition

A group of elite girls that no longer exists due to a petty drama that could have and should have been dealt with in a better manner. If the situation was dealt rationally, the possibility that this group still existed would have been greater but instead, they acted like middle-schoolers. The result? The group no longer exists, and some friendships among the girls no longer exist. How pitiful.

Those JCrew girls went around talking about how they were going to be together til graduation, but now some of them don't even talk. How pathetic.

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