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What is james king?
the sexual problem of not being able to get it up when about to close a deal with a fine chick, sometimes referred to having your wood going MIA. The problem is sometimes magnified by alcohol consumption, whiskey dick.
Dude 1: "Bro did you nail that fine ass bitch from last night?"
Dude 2: "No bro, my dick pulled a king james"
Dude 3: "maybe you should take your talents to south beach"
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James king - what is it?
N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?
I love my king James!!
What does "james king" mean?
When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.
Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
James king - what does it mean?
When your hooking up with a girl at her place and your on top and right before u finish you pull out, catch all your demon seeds in your hand, and throw them in air (like Lebron James' pregame ritual) above the girl still laying down.
Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.
James king - meaning
A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
James king - definition
starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
dang you had qj , and i folded King James
James king - slang
Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.
Fanboy: Bow to King James!
True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!
Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
James king
To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
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James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.
i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!
Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!
ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.
Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.
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To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!