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What is jalama?
A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?
Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
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Jalama - what is it?
a place where noone really knows about. its probably the most amazing place on the face of the planet. its a campground directly on the beach and everyone there is so friendly and like a giant family. perfect for memories and relaxation. its perfect weather during summer and absolutely beautiful!
lets go to jalama this summer!
oh yeah i remember last summer i had the time of my life, i cant wait!