What is is a JOKE?
an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
the moral of the joke is this: camels are sexier than elephants!
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is a JOKE - video
Is a JOKE - what is it? Life
"My life is a bloody joke."
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What does "is a JOKE" mean? Normally something corny your dad says.
An example of a (long) joke:
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
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Is a JOKE - what does it mean? Someone who plays around and takes the world as it is, rather than walk around as if with a stick up their arse
makes jokes and has a good sense of humor who hardly takes the world serious anymore, nonetheless leaves a bad taste in jealous peoples mouths..
His name is J, he is jokeful
βOh donβt be so jokeful, your making this worseβ
Response: βnah, Iβm fine, you go fuck yourself and let me enjoy my dayβ
βBeing jokeful is NEVER a bad thingβ
When you take life not so seriously you tend to become occasionally jokeful
βJokefulβ might not technically be a real word but hell, it IS NOW goddamnit. Take that βEnglishβ βdictionaryβ
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Is a JOKE - meaning my life
"Want to hear a joke? Daniel Howell is straight."
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Is a JOKE - definition you
You are a fucking joke.
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Is a JOKE - slang Knows the secret of something
If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one who's NOT in on the joke about the party.
(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
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Is a JOKE When a joke is quickly followed by more supplemental jokes building upon the comedic situation ultimately resulting in mass humor hysteria.
HAHAHAHA, omg George I can't believe how many jokes you just told, you got jokes on jokes!
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Is a JOKE 1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)
2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.
2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
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Is a JOKE Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
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