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What is irish curse?
also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
irish curse - video
Irish curse - what is it?
A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'
Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again
What does "irish curse" mean?
The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
Irish curse - what does it mean?
A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.
I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
Irish curse - meaning
Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.
I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.
Irish curse - definition
A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.
The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!
Irish curse - slang
Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
Irish curse
All Potatoes, No Meat!
Small Penis and large testicles
All Potatoes, No Meat!
Irish curse
The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
Irish curse
Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.