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What is introDOUCHED?
v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.
Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!
introDOUCHED - video
IntroDOUCHED - what is it?
aka Douchebag 101 - an introductory course for beginners whereby a licensed douchebag trains a beginner douchebag the principals of being a total douchebag.
Johnny has absolutely no tact, continuing with these obnoxious comments he keeps making. He must be "ace-ing" Introdouche.
What does "introDOUCHED" mean?
When someone introduces you to a potential love interest and cock blocks you at the same time.
Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom."
Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"
IntroDOUCHED - what does it mean?
When a guy introduces the girl he's been seeing (i.e. sleeping with) as his "friend" and not his girlfriend.
Chip has been seeing Sarah for three months. They have been dating and spending nights at each others places for a month.
Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!
IntroDOUCHED - meaning
The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.
Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.
John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
IntroDOUCHED - definition
verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
IntroDOUCHED - slang
When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves
John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.
IntroDOUCHED
the act of introducing a douche to someone.
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"