What is i walk?

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

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i walk - video

I walk - what is it?

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

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What does "i walk" mean?

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

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I walk - what does it mean?

A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.

Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!

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I walk - meaning

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

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I walk - definition

Do you like how I talk?

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

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I walk - slang

Meaning to risk or sacrifice something for someone you love.

"dont worry, I walk the line for you"

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I walk

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

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I walk

a meme on tiktok and instagram originating from twisty p i think
its basically a song that goes "i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun! i shoot niggas for fun, i stay in yo block you gon stay in mah block"
do keep in mind that hes WHITE AS A CRACKER.
this meme is comeyd

9/10 best meme so far from titok

i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun
i shoot niggas for fun
i stay in yo block you gon stay in my block

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I walk

I walk, you walk, WE walk. The almighty walkening is upon us, how will you act in front of them?

Person 1: "I walk, you wa-"
Person 2: "what the hell are you talking about Fread?"
Person 1: "-LK, WE WALK, EVERYONE WA-!"
Person 2: "WHAT THE HELL FREAD, BACK OFF!"
Person 1: "-LK, HOW WILL YOU ACT IN THE PRESENCE OF-!"

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