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What is hypotenuse?

The other definition is not correct. A hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.

**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.

Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?

Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.

Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.

Eugene- Emm....

Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?

Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?

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Hypotenuse - what is it?

Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).

1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."

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What does "hypotenuse" mean?

A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.

David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.

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Hypotenuse - what does it mean?

The hypotenuse is a silleg term in which is equivalent to the Bisector x2.

Hypotenuse รท2 = Bisector.

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Hypotenuse - meaning

The act of cutting through a parking lot, large field or any large square or rectangular plot of land. You could go on the edges, but cutting across is so much easier!

Tori: How we gonna cross this parking lot, Neko?
Neko: Wanna try hypotenusing it?
Tori: 'kay.

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Hypotenuse - definition

The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.

"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."

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Hypotenuse - slang

how the hell should I know, bitch?!

fuck you, hypotenuse!

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Hypotenuse

In a three-way, the member who is the only participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.

Person 1: "Dude, you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I got to be the hypotenuse!"

Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."

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Hypotenuse

A math term for the longest side of a right triangle. You learn this is about 5th grade, so whoever is you_know_who must be either a little kid, or extremely dumb.

you get the hypotenuse by using the formula A squared + B squared= C squared (Pythagorean theorum)

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Hypotenuse

A term created by Fenton Track and Cross Country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.

LAZINESS FTW!!!!

Man fuck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!

Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse

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