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What is hydraulic press?
It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move
2. he got crushed
me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
hydraulic press - video
Hydraulic press - what is it?
When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.
Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
What does "hydraulic press" mean?
When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.
I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.
Hydraulic press - what does it mean?
A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.
"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"
Hydraulic press - meaning
the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass
Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!
Hydraulic press - definition
Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"