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What is hurdles?
A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
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Hurdles - what is it?
Named after the production manager of the universe: Matthew Hurd. One uses the phrase HURDLES when referring to Matt himself or any other manager/boss. It is imperative that you use the term HURDLES only when he/she is not around. Using the term around your manager/boss could result in termination.
Robert: Wanna got to lunch today at about noon?
Nicole: I can't (looking sad and depressed but still oh so cute), Hurdles is teaching me how to do a Pro today and it needs to be done before I go to lunch. Maybe tomorrow.
James: Ah man. Tell Hurdles you're hungary and let's go!
Nicole: No, it's cool, I wouldn't want to make Hurdles mad ... you go on without me and we can have lunch tomorrow.
What does "hurdles" mean?
Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. You get the idea.
Pete: How's track practace?
Carl: We started hurdles today.
Pete: What's that like?
Carl: Well, you run and jump over and over.
Hurdles - what does it mean?
When a group of men (Herd) Huddles together to discuss a female.
The guys in the gym were hurdling and staring at the girl in the gym.
Hurdles - meaning
Sex position where the female bounces her ass on a guys dick and the dick goes in her ass.
Olivia wanted to try hurdling with chris to see if it hurt Chris's dick.
Hurdles - definition
a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdlers. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.
I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.
Hurdles - slang
a strange looking metal thing that evil track coaches like to stick in a decent runner's way. sometimes used as a verb.
its a lot more complicated than it looks, and trust me, it will give you shin splints.
Track girl #1: Hey, are you gonna hurdle today?
Track girl # 2: yep, unfortunately.
Hurdles
the only sport in which you fly. long distance runners see no point in this, and don't understand what "perfect form" is. you haven't lived until you've hurdled
girl: i could hurdle forever
boy: isn't hurdles jumping? you should try jump rope.
girl: it's not just jumping, it's the take off then you fly.
Hurdles
To jump over an obstical in your path because you are too lazy to walk around it.
"Why did you just jump over the table?"
"It was in my way so I had to hurdle it"
Hurdles
An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.
Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"
Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."