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What is horny turtle?
A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
horny turtle - video
Horny turtle - what is it?
Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!
"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear
"Man"- Same Babe
"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!
"Man"- Yeeee haaa