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What is horny toad?
An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.
*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Horny toad - what is it?
Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
What does "horny toad" mean?
Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.
Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.
“Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”
“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”
Horny toad - what does it mean?
When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.
Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!
Horny toad - meaning
A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak
Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
Horny toad - definition
A aroused Toad.
The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.
Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
Horny toad - slang
A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad
There goes that horny toad
Horny toad
noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK
Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021
1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.
2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.
Horny toad
1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"