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What is honeymooner?
The act of confining one's new spouse and milking them for their juices, usually later sold.
John: I heard Tim is honeymooning his new wife.
Jim: I'd buy some of that honey.
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Honeymooner - what is it?
It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
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What does "honeymooner" mean?
Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."
Honeymooner - what does it mean?
honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex
jake and bethany said the sex on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.
Honeymooner - meaning
The word "honeymoon" first appeared in English in the 1500s. The first citation of the word appeared in a 1552 glossary printed in England, called Abcedarium Anglico Latinum.
"Honeymoon" is derived from the ancient Germanic custom of having newly-weds drink mead (the 'drink of love') for a whole moon (month) in order to encourage fertility, and a male child in particular.
The history of mead has roots in royalty, religion, sex, and violence throughout the ages of time and cultures of the world. Mead is almost certainly the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man and likely discovered before the wheel was invented.
Mead has for centuries been renowned as an aphrodisiac, and mead's real claim to fame is in its origins in wedding celebrations, hence the word "honeymoon."
Mead was traditionally drunk during the month-long celebrations following weddings to insure fertility and the birth of sons. Some customs sent the bride to bed and then filled the bridegroom with mead until he could no longer stand. He was then delivered to the bride's bedside to sire a son that very night. If, per chance, the bride did, in fact, bear a son nine months later, the maker of the mead was complimented on its quality.
Jason: How was your honeymoon, Jack?
Jack: Super! Drank lots of honey and made passionate love to Jill for a full month. She is now pregnant with our first baby boy.
Honeymooner - definition
the act of mooning at someone while wearing winnie the pooh pjs and/or t-shirt
what a delight it is when she honeymoons at me
Honeymooner - slang
1. Where you can proudly "moon" your new "honey" in private after the wedding--hence the word.
2. What I will never have because women don't like me.
3. Utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. You shut the door and don’t ever come out.
4. You better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have sex if you remain married to each other.
5. The last time a couple has sex.
When you are young, your honeymoon is Niagra. Fifty years later, its viagra.
Honeymooner
Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.
"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"
Honeymooner
1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day
2. to mess around in bed all day
Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!
Honeymooner
Someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. Once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.
It's self-explanatory.
Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."