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What is hoboing?
A free man/woman who is no longer trapped in the society of capitalism and time. He/she can go to sleep whenever he/she wants to, and do anything.
Hobos are good at recycling dumpstered food that huge coporations throws out.
That hobo just found a whole bag of pies in our dumpster!
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Hoboing - what is it?
It is similar to the popular phrase, no homo, in the sense that No HoBo is a defensive-response mechanism. This means that No HoBo can clear ones own slate of any susceptible homeless-like qualities that has previously been placed on trial before your respective peers.
Adequate Times To Utilize No HoBo:
1. When you asks for money, food, or in a rare case clothing.
2. When you bother a cashier at a place of business to supply you with an item for free.
3. When you abuse the kindness of others as a means to get by in life, while barely presenting (if presenting at all) an equivalent exchange.
Caution : USE WISELY AND SPARINGLY, "NO HOBO" CANNOT SAVE YOU EVERYTIME WITH EVERYBODY.
Guy: what up, man.
Guy 2: nothing much, just trying to get by. If i dont make this payment on my car, its gonna get repossessed. Then I won't have a way to work and get fired and lose my house and be out on the street and probably start sucking dick to get money...No Homo
Guy: yea i feel you, i feel you....you think i can borrow $117, No HoBo
Guy 2: Alright man i got you, just get it back to me before i hit the unemployment office
What does "hoboing" mean?
Hobos are a peaceful people.Being homeless and pennyless, similar to MC Hammer. They go place to place taking money from people for doing odd jobs, whether it be pulling weeds, kiiling roaches, cleaning roach poop, or eating roaches.
They're like uh...drifters. Telling stories to whoever they can
Boy: Grandpa! What are those carving symbols?
Grandpa: You see here son, these be hobo signs! This here sign means, there's work for cornbread 2 blocks up.
Hobos LOVE cornbread...
Hoboing - what does it mean?
The act of being like a hobo, bum, or a homeless man/woman.
Toan! Pull up your pants! We don't like your hoboness!
Hoboing - meaning
a hobo is an itinerant worker, a career which sprang up during the depression. A hobo, unlike a bum or a tramp, is more than willing to work, but mostly for a short duration, as their main impetus is travel, the love of the journey above the actual destination. A bum is stationary, feeding off of those unfortunate enough to cross his path; a hobo merely travels from town to town, finding work when he can, but only for the sake of financing his next adventure. NEVER call a hobo a bum...they'll kick your sorry no-bo ass!
"When I first started hobo'in,
I took a freight train to be my friend
-John Lee Hooker
Hoboing - definition
The act of shoving a handful of change into someone's ass and then proceeding to fist their hole.
After trying the houdini last night, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend in bed tonight by giving her the hobo.
Hoboing - slang
What a person says after saying something or asking for something which made them appear to be homeless or poor
Spare some change guys? no hobo
my feet are showing through my socks and shoes, no hobo
I'm cold an hungry, no hobo
Hoboing
1. Originally referred to poor, homeless itinerant workers in the USA. These original hobos travelled from town to town seeking temporary employment, usually along the lines of physical labour. They are traditionally associated with freighthopping (illegally riding in the carriages of freight trains). See also drifter, vagabond and okie.
2. Nowadays commonly used throughout the English-speaking world to refer to any homeless person. See also bum, tramp and beggar.
Traditional hobos are often romanticized in popular culture, for example in the books "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck and "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac and in the music of Woody Guthrie.
The portrayal of modern homeless people, however, is usually much less favourable, with a widespread belief that homelessness is self-inflicted and that these "bums" should "just get jobs".
Hoboing
"I'm not a vagrant... I'm a hobo. Big difference."
"Maybe you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun."
Hoboing
When you spend the night somewhere and you realize the next morning that your shirt (or some article of clothing) has become dirty, so you turn it inside out to give a spotless appearance for the new day.
The name hoboing is given to this because the homeless will turn their only clothing inside out when they need to appeal to people.
Fredrick: Yo homes, why do you smell like hooker blood and vodka?
Willis: Because I was at Jeremy's house last night! Im covered in this shit, man!
Fredrick: That shit's crash, bro. But wait, you dont look like you did you have anything on you.
Willis: Thats because I've been hoboing my all my clothes today.