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What is Hooker?
n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media
My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.
Hooker - meme gif
Hooker - video
Hooker - what is it?
Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.
Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"
What does "Hooker" mean?
I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker
Hooker - what does it mean?
When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough
Joe:I want a hooker
Mike:I hear ya man, my girl isnt puttin out
Dan:Sounds good, I don't even get excited when I jack off anymore
Hooker - meaning
Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.
"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"
Hooker - definition
1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.
or
I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
Hooker - slang
A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!
This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.
Hooker
1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.
2. An insult meant for a friend.
1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."
2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"
Hooker
The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!
Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!
Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?
Hooker
Conviently located and economically priced sex workers
After 37 years of being poor and a virgin I finally walked to the street corner and payed for a hooker to come back to my place