Definder - what does the word mean?

What is herf?

The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!

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Herf - what is it?

MADE IT MY SELF
means ur kewl if u do n retards do it
it can also me to have sex wit a retard lol

hahaha i am sooo cool HERF!!!
" fuck man i had some herf sex last night, she fell outa her wheel chair

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What does "herf" mean?

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.


Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

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Herf - what does it mean?

Someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.

Freida Pinto is a herf, because she steals Dev Patel from the general public.

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Herf - meaning

A comic book sound one makes when punched in the stomach.

herf, humpf

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Herf - definition

The action of really torqueing something hard.

That bolt ain't comming off, I herffed it on there.

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Herf - slang

Cigar smoking

We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.

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Herf

1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)

I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!

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Herf

Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.

Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub

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Herf

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

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