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What is helicopter dick?
Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.
Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.
helicopter dick - video
Helicopter dick - what is it?
The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.
It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*
What does "helicopter dick" mean?
When a man dry-humps in a circular motion, and his dick spins around like helicopter blades.
It makes girls go all tingly and ur dick will grow like 2 sizes, it works.
It also works for guys, but they're not as impressed because they can do it to, but if you do it together it's a blast.
Thank you little buddy, when you spin around like that all the girls let you in them, I like it too.
Shr didn't like my puns but what got her was the helicopter dick.
Helicopter dick - what does it mean?
Created in 1879 by Winston Wellington, the act of helicoptering the dick involves the circular spinning motion of the penis.
Works for all penis sizes and if performed correctly makes the penis appear an inch or two larger than usually is.
It is a quick and easy way to impress a lady, or ladies. Law enforcement officers and land-lords are impervious to the act and it is not advised to use it in situations involving either or both.
"She was not impressed by my choad, so I performed the helicopter dick and she was all over me."
Helicopter dick - meaning
The act of thrusting your pelvis so that your penis moves in a circular motion.
The #1 way to impress a chick.
Used in The Lonely Islands song, "3-way (Golden Rule)".
To impress a chick...Helicopter Dick!
Helicopter dick - definition
The act of spinning one's dick in a circular motion to imitate the rotating blades of a helicopter.
Fellas.. Get ready.. To impress a chick, helicopter dick GO, helicopter dick GO
Helicopter dick - slang
A trick where one spins their penis around in circles reminiscent to the spinning of helicopter blades. Often used on a first date to impress a girl.
I think there was a lonely island song or something, but this maneuver has been around for hundreds of years and is an integral part of many cultures.
This maneuver can be performed in unfamiliar situations to make new friends.
I would normally not put out on the first date... but his helicopter dick... I had no choice.
Helicopter dick
A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.
Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.
Helicopter dick
The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
Helicopter dick
when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way
Dude i showed my girlfriend the helicopter dick, she thought it was awesome