Definder - what does the word mean?

What is heimered?

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

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Heimered - what is it?

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.

1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."

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What does "heimered" mean?

extremely intelligent, brave, and handsome.

he is a very doodle-heimer person

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Heimered - what does it mean?

A loss of brain function that occurs with certain conditions, such as someone out of the loop; working part-time and not having the updated information; forgetting an important fact; being in the age range from 25 - 100 and part way to having the condition of alzheimers. A take off of the word "alzheimers".

A person corrected for giving out incorrect information would, "Sorry, it must be my part-heimers."

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Heimered - meaning

A Palm Desert region slang word that refers to a homie.

"what up deegen heimer, we rollin this blunt or what"

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Heimered - definition

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

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Heimered - slang

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

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Heimered

1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something

1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.

2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed

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Heimered

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

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Heimered

A person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. Derived from the 90's insult "dingleheimer".

"This heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his 'immodium'."

"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."

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