Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hazelnut?

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

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Hazelnut - what is it?

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."

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What does "hazelnut" mean?

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

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Hazelnut - what does it mean?

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

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Hazelnut - meaning

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

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Hazelnut - definition

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

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Hazelnut - slang

Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.

Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."

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Hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

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Hazelnut

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

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Hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

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