Definder - what does the word mean?

What is have yourself?

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

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have yourself - video


Have yourself - what is it?

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

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What does "have yourself" mean?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

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Have yourself - what does it mean?

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

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Have yourself - meaning

To masturbate. Masturbation

Since your girlfriend is out of town, go have yourself then go to bed.

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