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What is hansel and gretel?
A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
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Hansel and gretel - what is it?
When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
What does "hansel and gretel" mean?
Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."
"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
Hansel and gretel - what does it mean?
The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
Hansel and gretel - meaning
When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
Hansel and gretel - definition
When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and gretel - slang
when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole
brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law
Hansel and gretel
when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass
rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove
Hansel and gretel
A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
Hansel and gretel
When a brother and sister get it on!
Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel