Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hand pump?

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

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Hand pump - what is it?

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

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What does "hand pump" mean?

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

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Hand pump - what does it mean?

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!

Dave is the Hand-Pump king

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Hand pump - meaning

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

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Hand pump - definition

when somebody who doesn't have a girl friend or a loner shakes his special organ with his hand

Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.

Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.

Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.

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Hand pump - slang

Jerking off, in quick motions.

Hey Delilah, have you seen Tim?
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.

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Hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

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