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What is hammertime?
'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
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Hammertime - what is it?
A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.
What does "hammertime" mean?
To defecate on ones chest then hammer-punching it in a downward motion, causing it to explode and spread all over the individuals body and face, while breaking ones chest cavity, then immediately running out of the house.
yo i took a shit on that bitch and hammertimed her.
Originally i was going to give her a Cleveland steamer, but then i decided on hammertiming her.
you down on hammertiming?
Hammertime - what does it mean?
Word used during school to alert friends that there is a teacher or other adult in the vacinity, and should not use any swear words or other inapropriate words.
"We got a hammertime coming in"
"Hammertime left side"
Hammertime
Hammertime - meaning
The time when you get hammerd or drunk
How about you get yourself a hammertime so when your hammerd I can nail you!
Hammertime - definition
-The act of getting hammered during a particular time.
-Usually consists of binge drinking at obscene hours during the day when most others are being productive.
-consistantly ends with someone you know "straight actin a fool"
"Yo you ready to drink or what"
"Hell yeah man its hammertime"
Hammertime - slang
"Hammertime" When you are stoned, have been all day, and you go to the kitchen around ten at night and eat everything in site.......Hammertime
Baby, I can't beleive you ate that already......That's Hammertime
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time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer
The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over
Hammertime
The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.
M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.
Hammertime
When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.
"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"