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What is ham hands?
The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"
ham hands - video
Ham hands - what is it?
the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast
Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...
What does "ham hands" mean?
When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.
"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."
Ham hands - what does it mean?
A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."
"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."