Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH IβM DYYYYYYYIINβ slams chair on table