What is grocery snake?

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

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grocery snake - video

Grocery snake - what is it?

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter

"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"

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