Definder - what does the word mean?

What is granola bars?

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

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granola bars - video


Granola bars - what is it?

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS

C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!

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What does "granola bars" mean?

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

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Granola bars - what does it mean?

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

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Granola bars - meaning

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

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Granola bars - definition

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"

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Granola bars - slang

"granola + bar = granola bar."
-wise words of martin johnson.

girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.

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Granola bars

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

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Granola bars

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."

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Granola bars

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

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