What is goldberg?

It's makin' whoopie. Hit these cookies with this pole. Word!

In the hot tub takin' pictures of all these bitches makin' Goldberg.

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Goldberg - what is it?

Getting screwed by a short, limp dick.

Joshua was very disappointed when he got goldberged after his date.

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What does "goldberg" mean?

The act of removing your pants immediately upon entering your home. Popularly- named based upon actor Jeff Garlin's character, Murray Goldberg, who does this repeatedly on ABC's hit comedy TV show, The Goldbergs.

I goldberged as soon as I closed my front door. To 'Goldberg', is to remove your pants upon entering your home. Goldberging means to walk around your house without pants on. No pants.

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Goldberg - what does it mean?

The act of finding an idiot somewhere on the internet and using their silly posts to attack your political opponents.

Based on Jonah Goldberg's @jonahNRO ever present use of folks he considers his intellectual inferiors as props to attack people with different points of view.

Jonah: This guy is going to launch a rocket into the flatmosphere to prove his flat earth theories, just like you and your science denial.

Me: Hey, no Goldberging, just because I have questions about data acquisition and failure to verify and validate computer models doesn't make me a science denier.

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Goldberg - meaning

The Goldbergs is an american sitcom that premiered on ABC, September 27, 2013. The show is about the coming of age of a geeky kid named Adam who documents his family's crazy life. He is the youngest of 3 siblings. His brother Barry, is an overconfident, dim-witted kid, his sister-actually brother in real life, Erica, is a basket case, and is very popular at her school. His mother, Beverly, is overprotective and would do anything to snuggle with her children, his father, Murray, has a hot temper, and lacks boundaries, and his grandfather Albert (Pops) Solomon, who has wild antics and has many girlfriends. They lived in Jenkintown, PA and was a dysfunctional family.

Faggot: The Goldbergs is such a bad show! Its too loud!
Me: Shut up bitch! No one loves you!

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Goldberg - definition

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

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