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What is godfucking?
An adjective to describe something that disproves the existence of god.
When Galileo discovered the moons of jupiter proving that the earth was not the centre of the universe. That was a godfuck.
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Godfucking - what is it?
Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.
Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.
Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.
Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.
What does "godfucking" mean?
A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.
Godfucking - what does it mean?
Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.
Godfuckers are STOOPID
Godfucking - meaning
interjection-
an exclamation used when suddenly upset or disappointed; it usually comes out naturally and without premeditation;often it may be said by mistake
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"Godfuck, Danny! Don't put the hot dish on my finished wood dinner table; please use a hot pad!"
"I was going to say 'God,' but that just wasn't forceful enough."
Godfucking - definition
a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.
godfuck, i left my paper at home.
Godfucking - slang
1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
Godfucking
v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!
Godfucking
Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucking
1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.
2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?
2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.