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What is god's condom?Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing. I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church. god's condom - videoGod's condom - what is it?1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person. Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today. What does "god's condom" mean?God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord. Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead. |
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