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What is gay god?
A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
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Gay god - what is it?
An attention whore who pretends to care about Animals and gay rights to promote himself.
Gay God: OMG you guyz check out my brand new photo on Myspace I'm shirtless!!1!
Emo1839: OMG Matthew is so lush he cares about animalz!
What does "gay god" mean?
An extremely hot myspace/stickcam celebrity-type who stands for equality, stopping cruelty to animals, and free health care.
"OMG! did you read Gay God's idea for the novelty party?!"
"Yes! he totally stands for all that good stuff like stopping cruelty to animals and banning smoking! I heart him a lot!"