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What is frijoles?
Condition arising from the over consumption of mexican-style beans, i.e. refried beans, pinto beans, borracho beans, or black beans.
Depending on one's tolerance for spicy foods, Frijole Fever can also be triggered from the consumption of salsas, pico de gallo, or other mexican-style sauces.
Symptomology: Symptoms can be seen as soon as immediately following the consumption of the trigger, and last for hours, or days depending on tolerance. Symptoms include painful stomach aches, intestinal discomfort or cramping, and is most often accompanied by the excessive and often uncontrollable passing of wet, smelly gas (fart), and may or may not include diarrhea (the squirts). Actual fevers are extremely rare. Any increase in body heat or excessive sweating is attributed to the stress on the body from the intestinal discomfort, or the fear of shitting their pants. Should a true fever in excess of 101F be present, one should seek medical attention as this is a sign of infection from foodborne bacteria.
Remedies: Drink plenty of water if you feel you have Frijole Fever as this will help speed the progression of the condition. consult your doctor or pharmacist before taking any over the counter medication.
"Dave's acting pretty weird today, and his office smells like shit. What's his deal?
"He ate five bean and cheese tacos this morning for breakfast with extra pico and a side of borracho beans. Now, he's got a case of Frijole Fever."
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Frijoles - what is it?
1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.
When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.
What does "frijoles" mean?
To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.
Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.
Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?
Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.
Frijoles - what does it mean?
An action characterized by a woman pleasuring herself. Where the bean resembles the clitoris and the female hereby flicks it in a repetitive motion to entice and orgasm. Also known as "Flicking the bean".
Look at ol'girl over ther she's flicking the frijol!!!
Frijoles - meaning
Frijoled means to get beaned, but in Spanish. Don't know what getting beaned is? Look it up.
You frekin cĂŠsped, you just got frijoled!
Frijoles - definition
A promiscuous Latino woman, used by English speakers. From "free hole, eh?"
Susanna is such a frijole she don't know who her kid's father is.
Frijoles - slang
The utter disappointment and anger felt after a typical encounter with an illegal immigrant.
Today, I was frijoled by Juanita and her 7 children. They cut me off in the grocery line and proceeded to pay with food stamps, W.I.C., and coupons. I was a half hour late to work after purchasing my 3 items.
Frijoles
The most fire thing ever made but it gives you the gas
I met up with Frijol to smoke the boof
Frijoles
street name for ectasy. See beans.
i just bought some frijoles.
Frijoles
The usual and typical everyday mexican food, a must have in your house if you are mexican. They can either be brown or black, you know beans!
Juanito: Hey so what are you going to eat later on?
Maria: OH u kno, frijoles and maybe some tortillas.
Juanito: oh right,what a beaner, well save me some.