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What is freshman syndrome?
A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
freshman syndrome - video
Freshman syndrome - what is it?
The energy the freshmen in highschool have left over from middle school that still gives them excitement when going to class.
This is usually lost as the student loses all hope for happiness during their years of highschool.
"Hey, you see that new girl running through the halls to get to class?"
"Yeah, freshman syndrome, they'll figure it out eventually"
What does "freshman syndrome" mean?
College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
Freshman syndrome - what does it mean?
Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
Freshman syndrome - meaning
A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
Freshman syndrome - definition
A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
Freshman syndrome - slang
Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.
Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.
Example 1:
Billy:" i dont believe in God"
John:"why?"
Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"
John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"
Billy:"no.... .....yes"
John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"
Example 2:
Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"
Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."
Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"
Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"
Freshman syndrome
Female Freshman Syndrome is the realization from women after they get to college they they are not just going to walk into Mr. Right on the first day of classes, this usually happens around finals first semester, and leaves the women in a very emotionally exposed state an will turn many a good girl into a crazy slut.
Jenny thought she would find her future husband as soon as she got to college. When finals came up freshman year, she contracted Female Freshman Syndrome and realized that this wouldn't happen. She is now one of the craziest girls in the whole class
Freshman syndrome
Freshman in high school who still act like they're in middle school. Generally, people with freshman syndrome are female but it is not unheard of for a male to have freshman syndrome. Symptoms include: spreading rumors, acting immature, telling lies, and making life difficult for other freshman. Many of these people have nothing better to do so enjoy making other people's lives harder than they should be.
Kara's freshman syndrome was apparent when she posted a myspace bulletin about how stupid it was that Chloe can speak for what she believes in.
Freshman syndrome
When a girl gets to college, and all she wants to do is get drunk and have sex with random guys. Usually she breaks up with her long-term boyfriend, so she can go out and do these things with no remorse.
She partied all weekend, and slept with two different guys. Man that girl has freshman syndrome like crazy!