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What is free you?I don’t like the question. It’s a weird way to frame it. Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?” free you - videoFree you - what is it?When someone does something that’s Shotout Bro free you Ryan your wild What does "free you" mean?In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden. “How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!” Free you - what does it mean?when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go! Free you - meaningActually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care! My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members! Free you - definitionfuck you until you can't stop moaning I'm so horny, I will set you free! Free you - slangIf someone has just said (free you), then you have probably just been (burnt). They are saying you need to be let loose from your embarrassment. "You're ugly Zane" "Ahh free you Zane" |
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