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What is fort myers?A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock. "Fort Myers beach is awesome!" fort myers - videoFort myers - what is it?best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill. "where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?" What does "fort myers" mean?Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers Me: Fuck Fort Myers Fort myers - what does it mean?A town much like any other in south Florida that mainly consists of golf loving, leather skin having elders as well as the families that follow in their foot steps. It's a great mixture of gentrification/tasteless architecture. Lack of SPF is a common trend here as well as having the hope of always wanting to leave. Fort Myers is for that and many other reasons, called Fort Misery. And rightfully so. We have a surprisingly large amount of LGBT+ people here which is beautiful but since the town has a habit of tearing down local gay bars we typically have a choice of Rascal's (Bad drag and a community that would rather tear each other down than build each other up) or the other one in cape coral which escapes my mind currently, and well always since the only thing I remember from that place which was the lack of substance and the fact that the bar had a reward on they won that mentioned "alternative lifestyle". Overall the weather is great and if you find the right area you can always find some amazing local nature, historical sites, and cruising spots. Them: "Where are you from?" Fort myers - meaningA chill place located on the southwest side of Florida.Its located in between Miami and Tampa.A place where Sammy Watkins,Jevon kearse,Plies, and Deion Sanders is from.It is also known as the 239. Jay:where you from jit? Fort myers - definitionThe most happenin place EVER! No, for real though. Ft. Myers is awesome. There's a great diversity in people, of age, race and religion. Person 1 : Yo, where you been at? Fort myers - slangA city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?" Fort myersComprising of Estero, Cypress Lake, North & South Fort Myers, and Dunbar. Not every person that lives here says "Goon, Goblin, Fo Town, or Bust it baby" or wears "239" hats, wear 2 Ft. long chains with a large medallion or other charm, those people hail Dunbar and are predominately of African-American heritage. (Though there are some people that are Caucasian and Latin dissent that speak with that dialect). Everybody here knows someone from one school or another, and you can always find us at Ft. Myers Beach, Times Square, The Pier, Coconut Point Mall, and Gulf Coast Mall. We always throw raging parties in the evening and are back through the window before the parents leave for work. There are many cliques for every school, but saying we you belong to one clique is just asinine. Everybody knows everybody and word spreads fast, so if theres a party you can believe the other schools will know about it and come bearing gifts. (Beer or other substances of the same) You Think Your Towns Cool? Come Down Here From Late February To Early August And We Will Show You What "Cools" About. Fort Myers Love. Fort myersA slummy, boring city in southwest Florida full of decomposing geriatrics and foreclosed homes. The social climate can be summed up as "spiteful grapevine." Everyone has a grudge against everyone else in Fort Myers. For this reason and many others, it is called Fort Misery by its locals. Girl: "Where do you live?" Fort myersA place full of hating ass people and hoods such as the buck town Harlem lake brooksvile Harlem heights pine manor saint carlos If you make it past 18 you are lucky Where you from? |
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