Definder - what does the word mean?

What is foner?

Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.

Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."

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Foner - what is it?

Female boner

"Bro you give me a foner"

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What does "foner" mean?

The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.

Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."

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Foner - what does it mean?

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

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Foner - meaning

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

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Foner - definition

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

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Foner - slang

Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.

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Foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

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Foner

A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food

"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"

Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."

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Foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

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