Definder - what does the word mean?

What is flogging the dolphin?

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

👍61 👎85


flogging the dolphin - video


Flogging the dolphin - what is it?

expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.

"ahh, i love flogging the dolphin"

👍39 👎29


What does "flogging the dolphin" mean?

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

👍35 👎15


Flogging the dolphin - what does it mean?

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

👍447 👎231


Flogging the dolphin - meaning

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

👍213 👎71


Flogging the dolphin - definition

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

👍61 👎13


Flogging the dolphin - slang

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

👍595 👎111


Flogging the dolphin

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

👍161 👎99


Flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

👍89 👎27


Flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

👍579 👎105