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What is fcd?
Acronym for Fake Christmas Deadline, related to all the non-essential things you feel pressure to do before 25th December. Catching up before Christmas is not a real thing. Finishing your work to-do list (sad fact - you'll never finish it), doing your home renovations, hair, nails, whatever it is that has your sweaty hands clenched, stressed heart palpitating and knickers in a twist ... 6 days after Christmas, the world's still turning, no one's spontaneously combusted in an 'it's Christmas and your didn't get your shit done apocalypse' and most things you wanted to do will still be there. Relieve the pressure, just be festive, get your Christmas herpes and relax.
Girl: OMG I can't believe it's December. I've got so much on but we MUST catch up before Christmas.
Other girl: Let's do it in January. Don't buy into the FCD.
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Fcd - what is it?
Acronym for Fucking Cunt Devils
Used as alternative to OMG.
A. FCD -- Did you just see that??
B. I wanted to go to the game, but FCD this bitch ruined everything.
What does "fcd" mean?
FCD, or Fish Cunt Disease, is a medical condition in which a woman's vagina smells like the sea. Women with FCD should be approached with extreme caution, as their stench has been known to cause nausea, irritability and blindness. While easily treated, FCD is an incredibly common disorder among females who neglect personal hygiene, and while there is no official cure, symptoms can be managed by a regiment of frequent showers, followed by a deep dicking.
Bill: Hey, did you finally bang Shelly last night?
Steve: Nah man, we were making out, and shit was getting hot, but as soon as her pants came off the entire room stunk like the Pacific Ocean. Bitch has a bad case of FCD.
Fcd - what does it mean?
FCD is the abbreviated form of fat cunt disorder.
My knees hurt because I have FCD
My girlfriend likes men with FCD
I just got back from the doctor and I have been diagnosed with FCD
Fcd - meaning
Fucking cunt devil is an ant-Xian version of omg.
Fcd this snow is off the hook!
Fcd - definition
Stands for Fat Coochie Disorder, a genetic abnormality that occurs in 1% of the world population. These people have a disbalance of the human growth hormone where large amounts of it become concentrated in one's cooch through the bloodstream. The resulting physiology of these people makes them highly attractive as the pheromones they release cause instant arousal in nearby people regardless of their sex. When unchecked, people with FCD may cause uncontrollable lapses in libido, dangerous increased blood pressure and (in men) erections so hard that it hurts. There is unfortunately no know cure for this disorder.
Damn bae lemme tap that FCD, that WAP
Fcd - slang
Facebook Compulsory Disorder
A symptom where one can hardly do anything else with his or her computer except checking the facebook profile
A: " Your fb status is updated like every minute"
B: " Definitely my FCD is in chronic stage"
Fcd
Short acronym for Filthy Cum Dumpster.
Tell your girlfriend to shut her FCD.
Fcd
Abbreviation for Fucking Cunt Devils. FCD is used as a substitute for the popular OMG.
FCD you guys! You would not believe what Tina told me!!
Fcd
Abbreviation for Futa Cum Dump. FCD Is used to describe someone that's really into futunari.
Ayo this man forreal a FCD!! Isn't that kind of gay?