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What is father's day?Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃 Person 1: "Father's day is great!" father's day - videoFather's day - what is it?The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift. 'Get anything this fathers day?' What does "father's day" mean?Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting" Father's day - what does it mean?a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children. Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own. Father's day - meaningA holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!" First Lady: I'm not pregnant! Father's day - definitionAnthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean? Father's day - slangNot A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich. Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch! Father's daySouth African slang used in some parts of the country. Describes a situation at a party / get-together / social gathering where most of the participants are men, especially those in their middle-ages and a bit older. Not necessarily a sausage fest of older men. Piet: "Isn't Sipho holding a chill session or something? We should go I'm bored." Father's dayDepending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion. Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker! Father's dayThe most confusing day in Harlem Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal! |
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