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What is fat bear?
A person who is lazy af and falls down stairs and sits on people also they as stupid as a handicapped person
Mrs hanson is a fat bear
fat bear - video
Fat bear - what is it?
A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
What does "fat bear" mean?
1. a large fat man who couldn't coach the Pittsburgh Steeler to a victory over a pop-warner team
2. A large fan man who couldn't coach the New York Yankees to a victory over a little league team and thinks it's funny to bean his players.
If Fat Bear wasn't our coach we might have won some fucking games.